X-Recipient: archive-cygwin AT delorie DOT com DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; c=nofws; d=sourceware.org; h=list-id :list-unsubscribe:list-subscribe:list-archive:list-post :list-help:sender:to:from:subject:date:message-id:references :mime-version:content-type:content-transfer-encoding :in-reply-to; q=dns; s=default; b=flNK3Pw80hlfFG/IOGCGXapmYRn9B7 VC8QQJ73Vu0vSillHrSITNFn/T865fAFxuglgCbTa/5Dn++cedGSKKbm/ZTdUdVo pxM9Fnu/9Muue7SEjQ98ayzghqbmPFRCPqH0N3ZQCiNZUyMNOhu9aXfj6Nx/LAmH bhRQG5+roEl6I= DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha1; c=relaxed; d=sourceware.org; h=list-id :list-unsubscribe:list-subscribe:list-archive:list-post :list-help:sender:to:from:subject:date:message-id:references :mime-version:content-type:content-transfer-encoding :in-reply-to; s=default; bh=TLmyJG+CCu/f5B5j4xD1StY1cp8=; b=rnqp Mt5+lYkcTRigPV+7YpB1lBozwPJDKgH8przK5P7bWSqoyItVlanMEb/m52v5wo8i cPPxVV/jD5jNWxo2i/mEphdMh7+Uk9VOMZiwjzALuBs2BnLlprrNiM3ELS7J5PrG qxovwlu9bA1pIDkDt8/ywfPqEDRb8nAAtCudLqs= Mailing-List: contact cygwin-help AT cygwin DOT com; run by ezmlm List-Id: List-Subscribe: List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: , Sender: cygwin-owner AT cygwin DOT com Mail-Followup-To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com Delivered-To: mailing list cygwin AT cygwin DOT com Authentication-Results: sourceware.org; auth=none X-Virus-Found: No X-Spam-SWARE-Status: No, score=0.2 required=5.0 tests=AWL,BAYES_00,FSL_HELO_BARE_IP_2,RCVD_IN_DNSWL_LOW,RCVD_NUMERIC_HELO,RP_MATCHES_RCVD,SPF_HELO_PASS,SPF_PASS autolearn=no version=3.3.2 X-HELO: plane.gmane.org To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com From: Andrew DeFaria Subject: Re: Cygwin terminal collapse Date: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 10:46:18 -0700 Lines: 28 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=windows-1252; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:31.0) Gecko/20100101 Thunderbird/31.0 In-Reply-To: X-IsSubscribed: yes On 8/6/2014 3:08 AM, Warren Young wrote: > On Aug 6, 2014, at 3:59 AM, Kal Sze wrote: > > A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do? > > "I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way." > > "No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way." > > "Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.” > > > > > Source: http://www.workjoke.com/programmers-jokes.html A similar one that I heard (when I was at HP, of course): An HP Hardware Engineer, Software Engineer and an HP Salesman were driving to a meeting when the car got a flat. They jumped out of the car to see what could be done. The hardware engineer says "I know what we can do - we can rotate the tires!". "No," said the software engineer, "we should call back to the office and see if anybody has had this problem before". Then the sales rep pipes up and says "Naw, we'll just call the office and order a new car!" -- Andrew DeFaria http://defaria.com -- Problem reports: http://cygwin.com/problems.html FAQ: http://cygwin.com/faq/ Documentation: http://cygwin.com/docs.html Unsubscribe info: http://cygwin.com/ml/#unsubscribe-simple