Mailing-List: contact cygwin-help AT cygwin DOT com; run by ezmlm List-Subscribe: List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: , Sender: cygwin-owner AT cygwin DOT com Mail-Followup-To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com Delivered-To: mailing list cygwin AT cygwin DOT com To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com From: Chuck Subject: Re: fortune maintainer wanted and question for Corinna (was Re: Obscene content in cygwin file.) Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 10:00:41 -0500 Lines: 15 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: usenet AT sea DOT gmane DOT org X-Gmane-NNTP-Posting-Host: f12d06i01.advancemags.com User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird 1.0 (Windows/20041206) In-Reply-To: X-IsSubscribed: yes Andrew DeFaria wrote: >> Yeah, it does. For the first time in history, there are now two >> lawyers for every human on the planet. Lawyers subsist almost entirely >> on a diet of lawsuits. > > > Funny, I thought they ate food like the rest of us... > > Actually, when you think about it, it's impossible for that statement to > be true! If you have 6 billion people on the Earth and they state you > have 2 lawyers for every human, you'd need 12 billion lawyers, which > would increase the population of the Earth to 18 billion, necessitating > 36 billion additional lawyers, and so on.... ;-) You're assuming lawyers are human. ;-) -- Unsubscribe info: http://cygwin.com/ml/#unsubscribe-simple Problem reports: http://cygwin.com/problems.html Documentation: http://cygwin.com/docs.html FAQ: http://cygwin.com/faq/