From:	"Ken Bowley" <Ken AT sqs-ff DOT com>
Organization:	S.Q.S. Family Foods, L.L.C.
To:	opendos AT delorie DOT com, caldera-opendos AT caldera DOT com
Date:	Wed, 3 Sep 1997 09:42:18 -0700
Subject:	Win95 definition (humor)
Reply-to:	Ken AT sqs-ff DOT com
Message-ID:	<210E05E03E0@sqs-ff.com>

I received this from a friend, and thought that a few people on this 
list might appreciate it.  I hope this doesn't upset anyone for being 
off-topic, if it does, I'm sorry.

 Windows 95 Defined

Windows 95: n.
32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an
8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor,
written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.
         -- Author unknown.
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