Date:	Tue, 8 Apr 1997 20:05:30 -0500 (CDT)
From:	"Colin W. Glenn" <cwg01 AT gnofn DOT org>
To:	opendos AT delorie DOT com
Subject:	IJMC - Yee Haw, Jedi Rednecks! (fwd)
Message-ID:	<Pine.GSO.3.95.970408200458.10088J-100000@sparkie.gnofn.org>
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Any Star Wars fans here? ;>

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Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 17:06:18 -0500
From: Elaina M Rodriguez <emr01 AT gnofn DOT org>
Newsgroups: local.gnofn
Subject: IJMC - Yee Haw, Jedi Rednecks! (fwd)

I though this was so funny.  It was sent to me by my friend at lsu.  We're
all Star Wars fans!  'Laina

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>You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......
>
>
>Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
>
>You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
>Strawberry Hill
>
>You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
>
>At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
>
>There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
>
>You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
>
>You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
>
>You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
>
>You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good
>sheets
>
>You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
>
>You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to
>spit.
>
>The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
>
>Wookies are offended by your B.O.
>
>You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
>didn't have to wait for a commercial.
>
>You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
>
>You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a
>non-twist-off bottle of beer.
>
>Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the
>dark side...it'll be a hoot."
>
>You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
>thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
>

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