Mail Archives: djgpp/1996/09/03/07:55:27
Um, at xe risk of being xrown off xis list for posting irelevant
long postings, I am advokaiting that the ingliy speeking wurld adopt
xe folowing caings to speling: (this is off semios-l)
> With thanks to Tom Collins:
>
> Alan C. Harris, Ph. D. TELNOS: main off: 818-677-2853
> INTERNET email: ALAN DOT HARRIS AT CSUN DOT EDU
> WWW homepage: http://www.csun.edu/~vcspc005
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> From: Tom Collins <TCOLLINS AT CCIT DOT ARIZONA DOT EDU>
>
> spelling reform????????
>
> In a letter to THE ECONOMIST, M. J. Shields of Jarrow, England, points
> out that George Bernard Shaw, among others, urged spelling reform,
> suggesting that one letter be altered or deleted each year, thus
> giving the populace time to absorb the change. Shields writes:
>
> For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be
> replaced by either "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be
> part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained
> would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 1
> might well reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take
> the same konsonant, wile Year 3 night well abolish "y", replasing it
> with "i", and Iear 4 might fiks the "g-j" anomali wonse and for all.
>
> Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear, with
> Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or
> so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
> Bai Ier 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi possibl tu meik ius ov thi
> ridandant letez "c", "y", and "x"--bai now jast a memori in the maindz
> ov ould doderez--tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispectivli.
>
> Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a
> lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
> Haweve, sins xe Wely, xe Airiy, and xe Skots du not spik Ingliy, sei
> wud hev to hev a speling siutd tu xer oun lengwij. Xei kud, haweve,
> orlwiz lern Ingliy az a sekond lengwij at skuul! -- Iorz feixfuli,
> M. J. Yilz.
>
>
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