Mail Archives: cygwin/2001/07/15/23:09:02
On Sun, Jul 15, 2001 at 10:40:31PM -0400, Greg Smith wrote:
>Yes, I understand. I can't help but contribute our developer's
>analysis of your analysis :-)
>
> (Patient): "Doctor! It hurts when I do this!"
> (Doctor): "Well then don't do that!"
>[snip]
>We have decided, btw, that it is far easier to kludge our own code
>rather than yours.
(Patient): "Doctor! I don't have any money. I've been hanging around
your office, using your stethoscope and your blood pressure
monitor, leafing through your medical journals (taking some of
them home for my own library), asking your nurses for free
samples and bugging you for free medical advice. It hurts
when I do this!"
(Doctor): "I have limited time and a number of patients with more
serious illnesses and as your condition is not life threatening
in any way, I advise you not to do that. However, if you want
to research your condition in one of those medical journals and
suggest a course of treatment, I'll try to set aside some time to
analyze your findings and possibly write a prescription. Then
I'll also be able to easily treat the next gratis patient who
manifests the same symptom."
(Patient): "What unmitigated gall! Why should I help *you*? It's not
my job to be a doctor. Nurse! Gimme one of those tylenol
samples. The doctor gave me a headache."
cgf
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