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From: "John M. Aldrich" <fighteer AT cs DOT com>
Newsgroups: comp.os.msdos.djgpp
Subject: Re: I need help w/ Allegro sound playing
Date: Sun, 18 May 1997 00:30:05 +0000
Organization: Two pounds of chaos and a pinch of salt
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Tony O'Bryan wrote:
> 
> int main(int argc,char **argv) /* <-- this should make John happy -hi John- */

Hehe.  Thanks.  ;)

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| John M. Aldrich, aka Fighteer I |     mailto:fighteer AT cs DOT com      |
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ueless Newbie    [X] Lamer         [ ] AOLer
 [X] Humorless Asshole  [ ] Pervert       [ ] Geek
 [X] Moron              [ ] Nerd          [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed                [ ] Freak         [X] Cryogenic
 [ ] Illiterate Fool    [ ] Druggie       [X] Pre-teen
 [X] Twit               [X] Cow Dropping  [X] Twerp
 [X] Mental Midget      [ ] Weasel        [ ] d00d

 I take objection to your recent

 [ ] e-mail
 [X] post on __comp.os.msdos.djgpp__________________ newsgroup.

 It was (check all that apply):

 [X] lame.
 [X] stupid.
 [X] ignorant.
 [ ] much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
     capable.

 You are being flamed because of the following specific offenses:

 [ ] you ignored a disclaimer warning of offensive material.
 [X] you have no sense of humor.
 [ ] you have no grammatical skills.
 [ ] you can't spell.
 [ ] you used the word "fuck" or a variation thereof far too
     many times.
 [X] you are just plain stupid.
 [ ] you have piss-poor taste in music.
 [X] you made unfounded allegations.
 [ ] you get offended too easily.
 [X] you can't punctuate.
 [ ] your post/mail originated on FidoNet.
 [ ] your post/mail originated on Netcom.
 [ ] your post/mail originated on AOL.
 [ ] your post referred to the newsgroup/Web page as a Board, BBoard,
     BBS, or Notesfile.
 [ ] you asked a question of mind-boggling stupidity.
 [X] you made a comment of mind-boggling stupidity.
 [ ] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread.
 [ ] you repeatedly said the same thing over and over.
 [ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless
     threads.
 [ ] you started a thread riddled with profanities.
 [ ] you predicted the "Imminent Death of the Net[tm]".
 [ ] you asked for replies via email because you "don't read
     this group".
 [ ] you advocated censorship.
 [X] you started some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this
     group.
 [ ] you took part in some sort of crap that doesn't belong in
     this group.
 [X] you flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
 [X] you flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty
     than you.
 [ ] you threatened others with physical harm.
 [X] you made a bigoted statement(s).
 [ ] you have a lame login name.
 [ ] your machine has a stupid name.
 [X] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual
     superiority.
 [X] You posted to a group for fans of something saying it sucks.
 [X] what you posted/said has been done before.
          [X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
          [ ] your post/letter was a pathetic imitation of
          _______________________.
 [X] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your
     preserve.
 [ ] you are under the misapprehension that the Internet is your
     preserve.
 [ ] you have repeatedly shown lack of humor.
 [X] you are apparently under compulsion to say everything that
     comes to mind.
 [ ] you violated rule 1126: "No self nominations for kook of
     the month."
 [ ] you keep on debating in an argument that you lost a long
     time ago.
 [ ] you are using a newsreader that violates the RFCs.
 [ ] you are using software (newsreaders, etc) that don't
     conform to established net.ettiquette.
 [X] you quoted an entire post in your reply.
 [ ] you quoted an article/letter in followup and added no new
     text.
 [X] you quoted an article/letter in followup and only added _4_
     line(s) of text.
 [ ] you said "me too" or something to that effect.
     [ ] after quoting the whole message.
 [ ] you posted pretending to be someone famous.
 [ ] your post/letter was an obvious forgery.
     [ ] it was done clumsily.
     [ ] and was easily traceable.
 [ ] Pot.  Kettle.  Black.
 [X] you are irrational
 [X] you raise no good points in your argument
 [ ] you have no vocabulary
 [ ] you are gullible
 [ ] your .sig sucks because: (check all that apply)
     [ ] it is longer than 6 lines.
         [ ] ...and your newsreader truncated it.
     [ ] you listed ___ snail mail address(es).
         [ ] ...with a nine-digit ZIP code.
     [ ] you included your nickname on IRC.
     [ ] you listed ___ phone numbers for people to use in
         prank calls.
     [ ] you included a stupid disclaimer.
         [ ] your pathetic attempt at being witty in the
             disclaimer failed.
                 [ ] miserably.
         [ ] your .sig should make your company disclaim YOU.
     [ ] you included: (check all that apply)
         [ ] a stupid self-quote.
         [ ] a Bill Clinton quote.
         [ ] a Jay Leno joke.
         [ ] a reference to any TV talk show and/or host.
         [ ] a set of instructions for something as stupid as
             your post.
         [ ] lame ASCII graphics (check all that apply):
             [ ] USS Enterprise.
             [ ] Australia.
             [ ] the Amiga logo.
             [ ] your company's logo.
             [ ] a bicycle.
             [ ] ANY of The Simpsons.
 [X] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply.
 [ ] you started a long, stupid thread.
 [ ] you used the word "rule" as a verb anywhere.
 [ ] YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS CAUSE YOU THINK YOU LOOK
     COOL WHEN YOU DO.
 [ ] you spell cool "kewl".
 [ ] you sent an empty mail/post.
 [ ] you sent an empty mail/post except for phrase "fuck you".
 [ ] you started an off-topic thread.
 [X] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
 [X] you posted a blatantly obvious troll.
 [ ] you posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll"
     above).
 [ ] you replied to the above message type believing it was
     someone famous.
 [X] you make no sense.
 [ ] you posted/mailed commercial advertisement(s).
     [ ] THE FINE FOR THIS IS $50.  Please remit a money order
         within 30 days or lose posting/e-mail privileges to:

         USENET News Standards Bureau
         Mid-Atlantic Division
         111 Lefevre Station 1
         Charlottesville VA 22904-0017

 [ ] you posted a phone-sex advertisement.
 [ ] you posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and
     claimed it was legal.
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [ ] you didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so
     generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

 Furthermore:
 [X] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
     _comp.os.msdos.djgpp_____________________ newsgroup.
 [ ] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
     _______________ page.
 [X] you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the net.
 [X] you are a loser.
 [X] you must have spent your entire life in a Skinner box to be
 this clueless.
 [X] *plonk*
 [ ] all of this has been pointed out to you before.

 To repent, you must:

 [X] stop masturbating [ ] for a week
                       [ ] for a month
                       [X] until you actually get some
 [ ] give up your AOL account
 [X] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [X] cut the prozacs in half next time
 [X] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [X] actually post something relevant
 [X] read the FAQ (it is 2 megabytes too)
 [X] be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

 In closing, I'd like to say:

 [ ] get Wrecked
 [X] get a life
 [ ] never post again
 [X] age 10 more years before you post again
 [X] I pity your dog
 [ ] consume excrement
 [X] consume excrement and thus expire
 [X] go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
 [ ] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] take your gibberish somewhere else
 [X] get a clue, you pathetic loser
 [X] learn to post or get off the usenet
 [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up.
 [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in.
 [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself.
 [ ] stop reading USENET and get a life.
 [ ] stop posting to USENET and get a life.
 [ ] stop sending email and get a life.
 [ ] all of the above
--
    .*.  Where feelings are concerned, answers are rarely simple [GeneDeWeese]
 -()  <  When I go to the theater, I always go straight to the "bag and mix"
    `*'  bulk candy section...because variety is the spice of life... [me]
Paul Derbyshire ao950 AT freenet DOT carleton DOT ca, http://chat.carleton.ca/~pderbysh

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